Modern Media Enthusiasts Pillows

'The reality shows are getting a bit too realistic!'

Deer TV

"They grow up so fast."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Create some buzz!

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'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Binge Watch

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Newspaper suicide.

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Presenter Auditions.

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"Is anything good on?"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

Man selling lamb weekly

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

Silly News.

"Hey! This is news."

As Seen On TV

"'60 Minutes' is on."

"News anchors' spring fashion show"

"My real money comes from my TV news appearances predicting stock market rises and falls."

"So when do we go online?"