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'The reality shows are getting a bit too realistic!'

Deer TV

"They grow up so fast."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Create some buzz!

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'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Binge Watch

Newspaper suicide.

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Presenter Auditions.

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"Is anything good on?"

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Man selling lamb weekly

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"Hey! This is news."

As Seen On TV

Silly News.

"'60 Minutes' is on."

"News anchors' spring fashion show"

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

"My real money comes from my TV news appearances predicting stock market rises and falls."

"So when do we go online?"