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The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

"They grow up so fast."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

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Newspaper suicide.

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Binge Watch

Presenter Auditions.

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

"Is anything good on?"

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Charlie Beck Loves Austin Beutner

Man selling lamb weekly

'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

The following story is based on actual events.

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

"And for you older folks, the current time is 'nowadays.'"

Silly News.

"Hey! This is news."

"'60 Minutes' is on."

"My real money comes from my TV news appearances predicting stock market rises and falls."

"News anchors' spring fashion show"

As Seen On TV

"Our school paper was bought by Rupert Murdoch."