Multimedia Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Well we've found Community Resources, IT access points,video and DVD rental,audiobooks and meeting rooms...Now we just need to find the books..."

'How would like my resume? Slides, internet, webinar, 4 color glossy brochure, classic hardcopy, interpretive dance?'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

The Computer Bore

"They grow up so fast."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Herman Mankiewicz

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Create some buzz!

Likes: $2.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Man doing a search on a computer

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

Binge Watch

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Newspaper suicide.