Multimedia Enthusiast Mugs

"Well we've found Community Resources, IT access points,video and DVD rental,audiobooks and meeting rooms...Now we just need to find the books..."

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

The Computer Bore

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"They grow up so fast."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Herman Mankiewicz

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Create some buzz!

Likes: $2.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

Man doing a search on a computer

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

Binge Watch

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Newspaper suicide.

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

IT staffer vacation tan lines.