Mass Media Enthusiasts Prints

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

"They grow up so fast."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Create some buzz!

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Newspaper suicide.

Binge Watch

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Presenter Auditions.

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"Is anything good on?"

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Man selling lamb weekly

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'

"News anchors' spring fashion show"

"My real money comes from my TV news appearances predicting stock market rises and falls."

As Seen On TV

"'60 Minutes' is on."

"Hey! This is news."

"And for you older folks, the current time is 'nowadays.'"

Silly News.

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

"Our school paper was bought by Rupert Murdoch."

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'