Traditional Media Enthusiast Prints

'Oh good! You fetched a printout of the internet version of the newspaper.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"They grow up so fast."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Create some buzz!

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

Binge Watch

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Newspaper suicide.

Presenter Auditions.

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

Man selling lamb weekly

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

"Is anything good on?"

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"News anchors' spring fashion show"

"My real money comes from my TV news appearances predicting stock market rises and falls."

Silly News.

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

Books*. *Batteries not included.

"Hey! This is news."

"'60 Minutes' is on."

"Our school paper was bought by Rupert Murdoch."

'I need to appear bold and decisive. Won't someone PLEASE ask me a yes or no question?'

"I am not a candidate. Just ask my campaign manager, press aides and fund raisers."

'I think it comes from watching too much television.'