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"They grow up so fast."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Create some buzz!

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Newspaper suicide.

Binge Watch

"I'll never forget you."

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Presenter Auditions.

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Why Superman flies himself

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

"Is anything good on?"

Man selling lamb weekly

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'

"'60 Minutes' is on."

"News anchors' spring fashion show"

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

"Hey! This is news."

"And for you older folks, the current time is 'nowadays.'"

Silly News.

"My real money comes from my TV news appearances predicting stock market rises and falls."

"Our school paper was bought by Rupert Murdoch."