Media Culture Buffs Gifts

Media Attention for Aliens

"They grow up so fast."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Create some buzz!

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Newspaper suicide.

Binge Watch

"I'll never forget you."

Presenter Auditions.

Why Superman flies himself

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

Man selling lamb weekly

"Is anything good on?"

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Ether Island

'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

Ghosts from around the world

"Hey! This is news."

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

"'60 Minutes' is on."

"And for you older folks, the current time is 'nowadays.'"

"My real money comes from my TV news appearances predicting stock market rises and falls."

Silly News.

"News anchors' spring fashion show"