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"And for you older folks, the current time is 'nowadays.'"

His master's voice gramophone with a 'listen again' facility.

'They've switched to a more-music, less-talk format.'

"Anywhere with cable T.V. will be fine."

'What happens when you get old.'

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Bond James, Bond."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Director/Action Man toy.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Herman Mankiewicz

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Television Readers.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

No-Work Orange

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

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If nobody had invented graphics