Editorial Expert Pillows

"You tend to overuse the exclamation point."

"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."

NeighWoof.

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Copycats

Squeezing the Free Press.

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Campaign for Plain English

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

First Novels.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

Reading my Critics

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

A Copy Editor and His Dog

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Punctuation Police

Someone who knows apostrophes

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

'The Questioner'

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Press Freedom