Editorial Explorer Pillows

"We just need to change a couple of things before we can consider publishing it...What you've said and how you said it..."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

Thinking Gears

Eternal Student.

The Bookworm

Reading my Critics

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Continuing education.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Paranormal A-Z...

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

Paul Ree

Now showing, at a University near you...

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Isabel Allende

Günter Grass

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

Fear of news.

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Rodin's Thinker.

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

"Must be another paradigm shift."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

School. Learning is a lifelong process. It's only the graduation ceremonies that end.