Opinion Aficionado Gifts

Information vs. Opinion Desks

'My opinion? Are you sure I'm supposed to have one?'

"I know absolutely nothing about that subject, but I will give you my opinion."

"Who am I to question our government's policies? I'll tell you who I am! I'm Bernard A. Nesbitt, who reads the 'Times,' the 'Wall Street Journal,' the 'Post,' 'Newsweek,' 'Time,' 'Business Week,' 'U.S.News & World Report,' 'Look,' 'Life,' and 'Saturday Evening Post.' That's who I am!"

'It cost a mint to educate him. If you want his opinion, you'll have to pay for it.'

Joe's: 'Opinions on anything & everything!'

'Keep in mind this client has very strong opinions.'

"That's a very strong opinion sir...but I haven't asked the question yet!"

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Sir Winston Churchill

Oligarchy

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Man Reading Laptop.

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

Fear of news.

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

'Hey!! What gives, there's nothing but a bunch of squiggly lines on this newspaper.'

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

Sulk Shows

"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

John F. Kennedy

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

Hang in There Democracy!

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

Putin's Mutual Destruction