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Information vs. Opinion Desks

'My opinion? Are you sure I'm supposed to have one?'

"I know absolutely nothing about that subject, but I will give you my opinion."

"Who am I to question our government's policies? I'll tell you who I am! I'm Bernard A. Nesbitt, who reads the 'Times,' the 'Wall Street Journal,' the 'Post,' 'Newsweek,' 'Time,' 'Business Week,' 'U.S.News & World Report,' 'Look,' 'Life,' and 'Saturday Evening Post.' That's who I am!"

How Opinions Are Created in America

'It cost a mint to educate him. If you want his opinion, you'll have to pay for it.'

Joe's: 'Opinions on anything & everything!'

'Keep in mind this client has very strong opinions.'

"That's a very strong opinion sir...but I haven't asked the question yet!"

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Sir Winston Churchill

Oligarchy

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

That's What Happens

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Man Reading Laptop.

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

Fear of news.

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

John F. Kennedy

Sulk Shows

'Hey!! What gives, there's nothing but a bunch of squiggly lines on this newspaper.'

"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

Legalish

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.