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It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'In general, do the right thing.'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."

Opinion Dislodgement Disorder (ODD).

'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?'

"If you see this as motherly advice, we have a whole new subject to explore."

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

'Have you considered getting a life-coach?'

Editor. Short. Sweet.

'Never mind four out of five doctors.. what do four out of five LAWYERS recommend?'

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

How very Independent!

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'The secret to staying in business, Wilson, is making something that's needed. Profit!'

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

"There's someone here who says she has a word to the wise. Do we have anyone like that?"

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

'How do you think I ended up alone on the top of a mountain?'

'Did you cut your lip shaving, or are you trying to avoid offering an opinion on the Affordable Health Care bill?'

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

"I'll give you some advice. When you're up to your nose, keep your mouth shut."

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

What's your stupid opinion on the following...

Avoid boys who spend more on hair products than you do!

'Hey man that's a gas!'

'That was the view of the right side of my brain...now the view from the left side...'

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

'McWit, your poetic license expired years ago.'

NBS NEWS DIVISION, 'You've written a nice editorial on Sarah Palin here, but change 'said' to 'spewed,' and 'speech' to 'vitriol.''