Print Media Aficionado Mugs

'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!'

'I prefer broadsheets, and they're handy for lining the rabbit hutch.'

"Dad, it's the paperboy."

Execution of the Editorial Cartoon

"They grow up so fast."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Create some buzz!

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Binge Watch

Newspaper suicide.

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

Editor.

'Is this your first book launch?'

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Presenter Auditions.

Big Newspaper Delivery

'Sorry, we can't offer you a job but we would like to publish your CV.'

"I will answer anything but questions."

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

Man selling lamb weekly

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

"Is anything good on?"

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."