Print Media Aficionado Pillows

'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!'

'I prefer broadsheets, and they're handy for lining the rabbit hutch.'

"Dad, it's the paperboy."

Execution of the Editorial Cartoon

"They grow up so fast."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Create some buzz!

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Binge Watch

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

Newspaper suicide.

"I'd like to see you do this online."

Editor.

'Is this your first book launch?'

Big Newspaper Delivery

'Sorry, we can't offer you a job but we would like to publish your CV.'

Presenter Auditions.

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

"I will answer anything but questions."

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

"Is anything good on?"

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

Man selling lamb weekly

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'