Print Media Admirer Pillows

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"They grow up so fast."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Create some buzz!

"Walt Disney on ice."

Binge Watch

Newspaper suicide.

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Big Newspaper Delivery

Presenter Auditions.

JET (Part I)

"I will answer anything but questions."

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

"Is anything good on?"

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Man selling lamb weekly

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!'

Silly News.

'Inflated gloom!'

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.