Print Media Fans Pillows

"I'm nostalgic for the print media."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Piranhaclaus

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"She wishes to range free!"

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'Your resume seems in order, Mr. Lupo, but would you explain exactly why you want to work here> Mr. Lupo...?

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Tongue in the ear...

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Big Newspaper Delivery

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'