Sms Enthusiast Pillows

"I've just sent you a text, Ugg!"

'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?'

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

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"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Man, times have changed.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

She - Interpreter - He.

"Textin’"

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Social Networking.

They had a tendency to talk past one another.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"