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How Polar Bears communicate.

Polly txt speak

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'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Man, times have changed.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Textin’"

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

Ruddy bloggers!

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

I'll be honest, Jerry - When you invited me to join your book club, this is not what I expected.

Social Networking.

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

Dog Messages

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

Thermidor Dali

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."