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"Medicine is giving the eat-drink-and-be-merry model another look."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Even more of what people say (and what they really mean)

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

My first mistake.

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"House red, sir?"

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Our specials today include salad and dessert. Tip and service are NOT included.

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

"I agree, a national conversation on privacy is wait! Yum...I've gotta share these pix!"

"I know this movie just came out today. But it's been on the Internet for over a month."

"Yes, that'll be fine. I think my wife would like something to drink too."

'Hey, dad! Look what I got in trade for your golf clubs!'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"Is it important for a politician to speak a number of languages?"

"i'm trying to remember the type of California white wine but I like, but my mind keeps drawing a blanc."

"Read my lips!"

"Let's contemplate how I'd benefit from repealing last week's Brexit decision the good old refined English art?"

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

"She would've been more credible if she hadn't kept saying, 'according to your Wikipedia page'."

For once, I'd like to order a non-soy-based tofu substitute. No more health food. I have Tofurkey.

Web search for 'the fairest of them all'.

"Who'd believe our luck?"

"Very impressive - a graduate of clown college and Trump University."

'He keeps saying that he is a 'self-made-man' it's good of him to take the blame!'

'Actually, we just run your name through Youtube.'

Somebody hacked into my Twitter account. That explains why your tweets have been smart, funny and G-rated lately.

"I'm not a wine snob. You're a wine ignoramus."