Sip Seeker Pillows

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"Who'd believe our luck?"

'Yeah, we're in Napa Valley.'

Dialogue

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

My first mistake.

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

Need Wi-Fi

'Internet access... internet access....'

"May we see something from local hydroponically grown grapes aged in casks made from non-endangered trees?"

Monkey casino study.

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

"I'm next time I spring for the personal Wi-Fi hotspot..."

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

Dog fetching clown shoes (colour version).

Football Royalty

Free Wifi

Internet Addict Anonymous

'Free wi-fi for husbands.'

'What are you staring at? You have free wi fi here, don't you?'