Simple Sip Seeker Pillows

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"Whine and cheezed party."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Running Latte

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"Habanero ..."

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

"You know what burns me up? I deliberately kept my life uneventful, and I got old anyway."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Lady on left - 'He's a man after my own heart' Lady on right - 'A cardiologist?'

"You need a hobby."

"May we see something from local hydroponically grown grapes aged in casks made from non-endangered trees?"

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

"I can't wait till after the election when everything will be perfect."

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

Billy strip: bed pan.

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking