Secret Sipster Pillows

Billy strip: bed pan.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"I forget to drink."

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

Running Latte

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Liquidity Lunch

Corpse Reviver Number 2

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"Sipsies?"

Fallen Angel.

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

'Boozer's Week.'

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

'Oh alright then, just to the top"

Bach Doubles

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

Scariest Tactics

"I've never been wild about this bar, but it does get you where you want to go."

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

Men's Parallel Bars

"Does this make us three sheets to the wind or four?"

"Generally speaking, when his nose gives way, it means he's had enough."

'It's better to drink a little too much than much too little!'