Sneaky Sipper Pillows

"Ooh, I need a drink. I wish I didn't have to hide it...but I don't want the family making fun of me. Mmm...that hits the spot."

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Works every time."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.

Cookie Thief

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

Undercover Agent

Billy strip: bed pan.

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

"When I grow up I want to be a journalist. I love sneaking around and reading journals."

Man at sports arena sees plane pulling banner that tells him to get back to work.

Envy, gluttony, green and lust.

Your husband will kill you!

Hunting wildfowl

A burglar pretends to be a shop mannequin.

"Lady, I didn't go to barista school just to serve you black coffee."

'Put the cheesecake and cappuccino on one bill and the health salad on another bill so I can show my wife that I'm watching my diet.'

Dave figured out if he added green food coloring to his milkshakes everyone just presumed he was drinking a kale smoothie.

World's best carrot cakes.

Mexican taking a siesta. Telescope coming out of top of his Sombrero,

Wine with a straw

Checking the closet.

"I've hidden all the emergency chocolate in the fruit bowl, it'll be quite safe there."

"I'll take a salad, add bacon bits, extra cheese, dressing, and powdered sugar, not lettuce."