Sneaky Snoop Pillows

"When I grow up I want to be a journalist. I love sneaking around and reading journals."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

Cookie Thief

Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

Power theft on mobile phones

"I won't be needed a new laptop as stated in my email. I've found one on top of my Mum's wardrobe."

Don't lie to me

'This is an up and coming area. You may wish to shave before you buy the paper in future.'

A burglar pretends to be a shop mannequin.

"I hate it when they have a day off work: we can't sneak up and nap on the couch..."

'Put the cheesecake and cappuccino on one bill and the health salad on another bill so I can show my wife that I'm watching my diet.'

Dave figured out if he added green food coloring to his milkshakes everyone just presumed he was drinking a kale smoothie.

"I like looking at amateur porn, because I like seeing other people's apartments."

Squirrel stealing golf balls

A sneaky, hungry elephant...

Parents of student:'Shh George is revising!'

'I think I like sitting here instead of in our back yard better. . . it's more interesting seen' what everybody's up to on our street. I guess we're just people persons.'

"Ooh, I need a drink. I wish I didn't have to hide it...but I don't want the family making fun of me. Mmm...that hits the spot."

Rich Cow

Surprised by an impromptu visit from his boss, Danny gets nailed for sneaking office products home.

Mexican taking a siesta. Telescope coming out of top of his Sombrero,

Keeping Up With The DoorDashians

"Just what do you think you're up to?"

'I thought you went to school.'

"I've hidden all the emergency chocolate in the fruit bowl, it'll be quite safe there."

"I'll take a salad, add bacon bits, extra cheese, dressing, and powdered sugar, not lettuce."

Checking the closet.

Midnight Snack