Sociable Snoop Pillows

Keeping Up With The DoorDashians

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Party Animals.

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

Liquidity Lunch

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

"Sipsies?"

Happy hour.

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"A friendly warning, pal—this is a sports bar."

Men's Parallel Bars

Whinge drinkers: 'Music is too loud as usual', 'You can never get a seat'.

'It's better to drink a little too much than much too little!'

'I think it's finally accurate to say that literally everyone is misusing the word 'literally'.'

"I've never been wild about this bar, but it does get you where you want to go."

"Generally speaking, when his nose gives way, it means he's had enough."

'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'

Join me in a cosmopolitan?

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

"I'm at that point in my life where everything calls for a drink."

"If I had it to do all over again I wouldn't change much—maybe part my hair on the other side."

"So what are you planning on giving up for New Year?"

Nappy Hour 2-3.

"When I grow up I want to be a journalist. I love sneaking around and reading journals."

"Finish every drop - the 5 P.M. cocktail is the most important drink of the day."

Wine and Books Bar.

'Hold on! Now I remember, you swirl the wine first.'

'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'

Rose Wine

"No, this isn't the liquor talking But I am a spokesperson for the liquor."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Zimmer Drinker

7 Dead Twits Pub & Alehouse - 'He's paying.'