Neighborhood Snoop Pillows

Neighborhood Dog Watch

'I think I like sitting here instead of in our back yard better. . . it's more interesting seen' what everybody's up to on our street. I guess we're just people persons.'

'This is an up and coming area. You may wish to shave before you buy the paper in future.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

$1: Family Secrets

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

One giant bark for dogkind.

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

Interrupted Shower.

Robinia Floribunda

'He says he's training to be a world champion weightlifter - With a knife and fork.'

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

'Beware of the Dog poo'

Sketchy Neighborhood

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

"... And in other news: Still no truce at 75 Greene Street, apartment 3F."

"I can't meet you in the park today. The cats suspect something."

'Can Spot come out and play?'

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."

Even with the new freedom of information act I can't tell you if that woman at number 28 is really only 76...

"Great neighborhood. You're only minutes away from a yoga studio."

"Hear this. The new 'in' place is the Bronx."

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."

"Yes, Frank's a slob, Mary...but I doubt that's why aliens haven't used your landing pad!"