Neighborhood Snoop Prints

Neighborhood Dog Watch

'I think I like sitting here instead of in our back yard better. . . it's more interesting seen' what everybody's up to on our street. I guess we're just people persons.'

'This is an up and coming area. You may wish to shave before you buy the paper in future.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

$1: Family Secrets

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

One giant bark for dogkind.

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

Robinia Floribunda

Interrupted Shower.

'He says he's training to be a world champion weightlifter - With a knife and fork.'

'Beware of the Dog poo'

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

"... And in other news: Still no truce at 75 Greene Street, apartment 3F."

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Sketchy Neighborhood

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."

"I can't meet you in the park today. The cats suspect something."

'Can Spot come out and play?'

"Yes, Frank's a slob, Mary...but I doubt that's why aliens haven't used your landing pad!"

"Hear this. The new 'in' place is the Bronx."

Even with the new freedom of information act I can't tell you if that woman at number 28 is really only 76...

'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."