Neighborhood Snooper Prints

'Beware of the Dog poo'

"That family up the road who you're always trying to keep up with - she's left him."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Tommy!"

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

Suburban street.

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

The Motherhood

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

'Phase Two : More of the same'

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

'He says he's training to be a world champion weightlifter - With a knife and fork.'

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

Interrupted Shower.

Robinia Floribunda

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

'I see bloodshed at No.23,Mrs.Higgs at 34 has told her husband,Mrs.Blake at 42 is threatening to tell....'

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

'Don't you hate it when your neighbor gets a new 'lectric drill?'

'Sure it's a safe neighbourhood: Perfect for raising a family...'

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

"You want a cheap house in a nice neighborhood? -- Okay, why are you here really?"