Neighborhood Sleuth Pillows

'She's losing it-that was LAST week's gossip!'

Even with the new freedom of information act I can't tell you if that woman at number 28 is really only 76...

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

'Good morning, Mr. Miller. I'll cut your grass for ten dollars.'

Robinia Floribunda

'Beware of the Dog poo'

"So we figured why explore Mars when, closer to home, there's still so much we don't know about the Petersens."

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?"

Neighbourhood watch with mother

"I can't meet you in the park today. The cats suspect something."

'This is an up and coming area. You may wish to shave before you buy the paper in future.'

Clancy:Survey Question

"Don't rush me! I finally found someone who knows about our new neighbors!"

'You should see what they're doing next door - it's disgusting,'

'The neighbourhood Watch Scheme!' "Damn, his roses are doing much better than mine"

'I think I like sitting here instead of in our back yard better. . . it's more interesting seen' what everybody's up to on our street. I guess we're just people persons.'

"You've got to stop coming here, Ben—the neighbors are starting to bark."

The First Trans-SoHo Snow Brigade Links Up at Spring Street near West Broadway.

Matched pair

'We're selling videos of the wild wild neighborhood party. . .'

'I'm checking out our new neighbors! They look like the nosey type to me!'

'Hey, our neighbor has the same model telescope as we do!'

'Are you still having trouble with that nosey neighbour?'

'Madre Mia! Somebody has beaten us to it!'

This is a watching neighbours area.

'We don't get any channels, but we pick up what's going on in 79 neighborhood homes.'

'Next door's dog is doing its business on our lawn again!'

'I'm here, dear, watching a reality show.'

Crime watch zone sign thief.