Community Sleuth Pillows

'I'm checking out our new neighbors! They look like the nosey type to me!'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

$1: Family Secrets

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

"I'm majoring in Communications with a minor in Leaking!"

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

"Don't mind me. I'm just nosy."

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

Conflicting Reports

"CSI Tulsa"

"So we figured why explore Mars when, closer to home, there's still so much we don't know about the Petersens."

Reporter #2: plant.

Reporter at a crime scene.

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

Even with the new freedom of information act I can't tell you if that woman at number 28 is really only 76...

'I am the 'fly on the wall' you speak of. What would you like to know?'

"I can't meet you in the park today. The cats suspect something."

'You cheat on me and I'll find out on that wikithing!'

"Why don't you lot concentrate on catching some real criminals? - Like motorists?"

Detective questions woman with body in hat.

"You've got to stop coming here, Ben—the neighbors are starting to bark."

"If you hate Mandy so much, why do you follow her?"

Random sample.

Editor says to journalist: 'I'm looking for a reporter who is imaginative. I did just say 'investigative', didn't I?'

A man peeping through keyholes ends up with a keyhole imprint on his face.

'You're Steve from menswear. I read it on wikileaks.'