Community Sleuth Gifts

'I'm checking out our new neighbors! They look like the nosey type to me!'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

$1: Family Secrets

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

"I'm majoring in Communications with a minor in Leaking!"

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

"Don't mind me. I'm just nosy."

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

Conflicting Reports

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"CSI Tulsa"

"So we figured why explore Mars when, closer to home, there's still so much we don't know about the Petersens."

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

Reporter at a crime scene.

Reporter #2: plant.

Even with the new freedom of information act I can't tell you if that woman at number 28 is really only 76...

Julian Assange

'You cheat on me and I'll find out on that wikithing!'

'I am the 'fly on the wall' you speak of. What would you like to know?'

"I can't meet you in the park today. The cats suspect something."

"Why don't you lot concentrate on catching some real criminals? - Like motorists?"

"You've got to stop coming here, Ben—the neighbors are starting to bark."

"If you hate Mandy so much, why do you follow her?"

Wikileaks

"I miss the challenge of the old days, the excitement, intrigue..."

Detective questions woman with body in hat.

Random sample.

Editor says to journalist: 'I'm looking for a reporter who is imaginative. I did just say 'investigative', didn't I?'

A man peeping through keyholes ends up with a keyhole imprint on his face.

What makes you so sure Alayna pulled the fire alarm? High school.