Community Spy Gifts

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Barks in code.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

A boy acting suspiciously

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"