Neighborhood Spy Gifts

'The neighbourhood Watch Scheme!' "Damn, his roses are doing much better than mine"

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

Suburban street.

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

The Life of a Sentient Rock

The Motherhood

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'Phase Two : More of the same'

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

'He says he's training to be a world champion weightlifter - With a knife and fork.'

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

Interrupted Shower.

Robinia Floribunda

'Beware of the Dog poo'

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

'I see bloodshed at No.23,Mrs.Higgs at 34 has told her husband,Mrs.Blake at 42 is threatening to tell....'

"... And in other news: Still no truce at 75 Greene Street, apartment 3F."

'Don't you hate it when your neighbor gets a new 'lectric drill?'

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

"What's he doing now?"

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

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