Neighborhood Spies Gifts

'We're selling videos of the wild wild neighborhood party. . .'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

Suburban street.

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

The Motherhood

The Life of a Sentient Rock

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'Phase Two : More of the same'

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

Interrupted Shower.

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

'He says he's training to be a world champion weightlifter - With a knife and fork.'

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

Robinia Floribunda

'Beware of the Dog poo'

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

'I see bloodshed at No.23,Mrs.Higgs at 34 has told her husband,Mrs.Blake at 42 is threatening to tell....'

"... And in other news: Still no truce at 75 Greene Street, apartment 3F."

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

'Don't you hate it when your neighbor gets a new 'lectric drill?'

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

"What's he doing now?"

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'