Neighborhood Regular Pillows

Enemies of Bill W. Pub

$1: Family Secrets

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Dog says hi to a cat.

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Suburban street.

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'John... is that a collar?'

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

'This place looks welcoming enough,Alf!'

'Er...any chance that when you've finished with the kids, the cooking and washing up you could help us develop a new waste management recovery system for the borough?'

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

Interrupted Shower.

'Keep yapping: The neighbour is red in the face and ready to explode...'

"What's he doing now?"

"The kid next door is doing a school project on heighborhood success stories and wanted to talk to you. I laughed so hard I wet my pants."

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'