Neighborhood Star Pillows

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

Autumn Leaves

'Er...any chance that when you've finished with the kids, the cooking and washing up you could help us develop a new waste management recovery system for the borough?'

Interrupted Shower.

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

Sketchy Neighborhood

'Oh great. The neighbors are worming their way into another BBQ.'

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

"I'm Bob and this is my wife, Sue. Don't even think about trying to get past us."

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

If you lived here, this sign would block your view.

'And this is Mario Batali. Of course, he's not the Mario Batali.'

'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'

"What do you think our husbands talk about when they're down the pub?"