Neighborhood Sentinel Pillows

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Dog says hi to a cat.

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Suburban street.

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

Planner at work.

Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

The Motherhood

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

'He says he's training to be a world champion weightlifter - With a knife and fork.'

Interrupted Shower.

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

Robinia Floribunda

'I see bloodshed at No.23,Mrs.Higgs at 34 has told her husband,Mrs.Blake at 42 is threatening to tell....'

'Yes...in retrospect I DO regret not protesting against the new by-pass'

'Don't you hate it when your neighbor gets a new 'lectric drill?'

"... And in other news: Still no truce at 75 Greene Street, apartment 3F."

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'