Neighborhood Regular Mugs

Enemies of Bill W. Pub

$1: Family Secrets

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Dog says hi to a cat.

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Suburban street.

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

'John... is that a collar?'

'Phase Two : More of the same'

'This place looks welcoming enough,Alf!'

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

'Er...any chance that when you've finished with the kids, the cooking and washing up you could help us develop a new waste management recovery system for the borough?'

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

Interrupted Shower.

'Keep yapping: The neighbour is red in the face and ready to explode...'

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

"What's he doing now?"

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

"See that yard with the garden gnomes and the idiot waxing his Nissan Cube? That's your bathroom."