Sociable Sipper Pillows

"A friendly warning, pal—this is a sports bar."

Join me in a cosmopolitan?

Rose Wine

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

We'll have Manhattans...

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Liquidity Lunch

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

Velvety. And so was the wine.

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Wine not?"

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Can I get you another coffee?

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"Sipsies?"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

Happy hour.

'It's better to drink a little too much than much too little!'

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

"Generally speaking, when his nose gives way, it means he's had enough."

Toast labor day with union crafted beer!

"I've never been wild about this bar, but it does get you where you want to go."

Men's Parallel Bars