Sociable Sipper Pillows

"A friendly warning, pal—this is a sports bar."

Join me in a cosmopolitan?

Rose Wine

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

We'll have Manhattans...

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Liquidity Lunch

Velvety. And so was the wine.

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Wine not?"

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Happy hour.

"Sipsies?"

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

Can I get you another coffee?

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

'It's better to drink a little too much than much too little!'

"Generally speaking, when his nose gives way, it means he's had enough."

Men's Parallel Bars

Toast labor day with union crafted beer!

Scariest Tactics

"I've never been wild about this bar, but it does get you where you want to go."

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'