Sociable Sippers Pillows

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

'Lance, the more I drink the funnier you get!'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

Liquidity Lunch

Beer Lunch

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

"Sipsies?"

"The 'Ex' huh?"

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Happy hour.

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

"A friendly warning, pal—this is a sports bar."

Man at bar: 'Drinking to forget?' Other man: 'Don't remind me!'

Men's Parallel Bars

"I've never been wild about this bar, but it does get you where you want to go."

"Generally speaking, when his nose gives way, it means he's had enough."

'It's better to drink a little too much than much too little!'

'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'

The vuvuzelas also came in handy after the tournament.

Join me in a cosmopolitan?

"I'm at that point in my life where everything calls for a drink."

"If I had it to do all over again I wouldn't change much—maybe part my hair on the other side."

Wine and Books Bar.

"So what are you planning on giving up for New Year?"

'Hold on! Now I remember, you swirl the wine first.'