Sneaky Sipper Mugs

"Ooh, I need a drink. I wish I didn't have to hide it...but I don't want the family making fun of me. Mmm...that hits the spot."

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"Works every time."

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

Cookie Thief

Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

Billy strip: bed pan.

Undercover Agent

Man at sports arena sees plane pulling banner that tells him to get back to work.

"When I grow up I want to be a journalist. I love sneaking around and reading journals."

Envy, gluttony, green and lust.

Don't lie to me

Hunting wildfowl

A burglar pretends to be a shop mannequin.

Your husband will kill you!

"Lady, I didn't go to barista school just to serve you black coffee."

'Put the cheesecake and cappuccino on one bill and the health salad on another bill so I can show my wife that I'm watching my diet.'

Dave figured out if he added green food coloring to his milkshakes everyone just presumed he was drinking a kale smoothie.

World's best carrot cakes.

Surprised by an impromptu visit from his boss, Danny gets nailed for sneaking office products home.

Mexican taking a siesta. Telescope coming out of top of his Sombrero,

Checking the closet.

Wine with a straw

"I've hidden all the emergency chocolate in the fruit bowl, it'll be quite safe there."