Sneaky Patient Pillows

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

"Works every time."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

"Sorry Mr Penrose. We forgot to shake your medicine this morning."

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

Cookie Thief

Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

Undercover Agent

Don't lie to me

Your husband will kill you!

'If you experience pain and discomfort in removing the cap... double the dosage.'

Hunting wildfowl

A burglar pretends to be a shop mannequin.

"I won't be needed a new laptop as stated in my email. I've found one on top of my Mum's wardrobe."

'Put the cheesecake and cappuccino on one bill and the health salad on another bill so I can show my wife that I'm watching my diet.'

Dave figured out if he added green food coloring to his milkshakes everyone just presumed he was drinking a kale smoothie.

Servant girl making an excuse to go out and see a soldier

What's the benchmark for waiting times in hospital?

'The doctor's running a little behind, sir. If you'd prefer, you can step over to our self checkup line.'

"Ooh, I need a drink. I wish I didn't have to hide it...but I don't want the family making fun of me. Mmm...that hits the spot."

A sneaky, hungry elephant...

Squirrel stealing golf balls

"Just what do you think you're up to?"

"Tell the doctor I no longer have the chills. I knitted this entire sweater in the waiting room."

"I'll take a salad, add bacon bits, extra cheese, dressing, and powdered sugar, not lettuce."