Sneaky Viewer Pillows

'Me? I'm waiting for my parents to leave so I can watch something I'm supposed to watch with parental supervision.'

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

Cookie Thief

'Never underestimate my ability to slink'

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Undercover Agent

Your husband will kill you!

Hunting wildfowl

Don't lie to me

"I won't be needed a new laptop as stated in my email. I've found one on top of my Mum's wardrobe."

A burglar pretends to be a shop mannequin.

Power theft on mobile phones

"First of all, let's find out who blew the whistle on us."

'Put the cheesecake and cappuccino on one bill and the health salad on another bill so I can show my wife that I'm watching my diet.'

Dave figured out if he added green food coloring to his milkshakes everyone just presumed he was drinking a kale smoothie.

"Ooh, I need a drink. I wish I didn't have to hide it...but I don't want the family making fun of me. Mmm...that hits the spot."

Servant girl making an excuse to go out and see a soldier

Surprised by an impromptu visit from his boss, Danny gets nailed for sneaking office products home.

Mexican taking a siesta. Telescope coming out of top of his Sombrero,

Checking the closet.

"I've hidden all the emergency chocolate in the fruit bowl, it'll be quite safe there."

"I'll take a salad, add bacon bits, extra cheese, dressing, and powdered sugar, not lettuce."

Spying on the football

Midnight Snack

!There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!"

"I'm sorry for doubting you're sick. I guess I can shop by myself."