Sneaky Kid Pillows

'I thought you went to school.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Works every time."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.

Cookie Thief

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

Undercover Agent

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

"Dad, this is not the one that was here earlier. He left at half past eleven."

Your husband will kill you!

Power theft on mobile phones

"I won't be needed a new laptop as stated in my email. I've found one on top of my Mum's wardrobe."

A burglar pretends to be a shop mannequin.

Don't lie to me

'Put the cheesecake and cappuccino on one bill and the health salad on another bill so I can show my wife that I'm watching my diet.'

Dave figured out if he added green food coloring to his milkshakes everyone just presumed he was drinking a kale smoothie.

A sneaky, hungry elephant...

Servant girl making an excuse to go out and see a soldier

Squirrel stealing golf balls

"Just what do you think you're up to?"

"I've hidden all the emergency chocolate in the fruit bowl, it'll be quite safe there."

Checking the closet.

'Would you mind stopping by my house on your way home? -- I'd like my Mom to see your report card before she sees mine.'

"I'll take a salad, add bacon bits, extra cheese, dressing, and powdered sugar, not lettuce."

The incapacity benefits people want you to give them a ring...'