Simple Sip Seeker Prints

One coffee please. Latte? Regular coffee. Menu. Espresso? Au lait? Mocha? Ice blended half-caf? Hazelnut thai treat? Pumpkin rhubarb spiced banana organic beef au gratin mashup latte? Regular coffee. Please, I'm begging

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"Whine and cheezed party."

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Running Latte

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"Habanero ..."

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

Did you hear? Marco Polo went to China in search of herbs and spices. Wow! The first instance of thyme travel!

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

"You know what burns me up? I deliberately kept my life uneventful, and I got old anyway."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Lady on left - 'He's a man after my own heart' Lady on right - 'A cardiologist?'

"You need a hobby."

"I can't wait till after the election when everything will be perfect."

"May we see something from local hydroponically grown grapes aged in casks made from non-endangered trees?"

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

Sadie, why have you been cheating on Mort? I needed to spice things up. Amanda Kern. Comics counseling. Mort and I have been together for years and we just don't argue the way we used to. Argue? I mean, sure, we fight but not with any real intensity. I'm confused. We've lost that loathing feeling. It's gone, gone, gone.

Billy strip: bed pan.

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."