Drink Seeker Pillows

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'I'm an atheist!'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'The King of what?'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

Beer Order

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

Whiskey wars

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

California Beverages Map

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Complaints Desk

Rabbit Punch

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

"Do you want fries with that?"

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

Sharing Drinks.

"Holy water, holy water...."

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

Scotch and soda on a drip.