Drinking Buddy Seeker Pillows

"Some gentlemen at the bar were wondering if you'd like to join them."

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Dolphin friendly tuna

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Tequila Mockingbird

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

'Toast'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Little boys

Drinking Companions

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

Unmanned drones.

"Do you know what we need? We need drinking songs."

'Here comes Ted.'

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

"I just did a huge one in my diaper."

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

"He spent the last half hour trying to piratesplain sea shanties to me."

"Twenty years ago when I started planning my retirement I had no idea how big my bar bill would be."